Slut Cake

1. A 14 year-old or younger that has sex with her 3rd cousin.

And Or

2. An exceedingly large female with the values of a trucker.

3. Someone who contracts "The Clap" on a school bus.

God Man, Did you see that slut cake jessica hanging off her boyfriend, and rubbing his nipples in class?

slut cake? man, shes a damn slut desert parlor!

by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

Comfort slut

A person who quickly acclimates to new people and environments. Particularly in new relationships he or she may make themselves at home in a partners life almost immediately

That comfort slut brought a pillow a toothbrush and a French press over on our first date

by Zorrocat June 16, 2015

Schrodinger's Slut

Someone who is both "easy" and everyone has hooked up with but is also so ugly or nerdy no one would hook up with.

Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.

Jenny is in marching band. The entire wrestling team claims to have slept with her but none would ever admit to going out with her or ask her on a date. Jenny would be considered Schrodinger's slut.

by Cowtocracy December 9, 2020

ignorance slut

Someone who wantonly and shamelessly spreads ignorance.

That preacher is an ignorance slut. At a memorial service for a child, he preached that those who do not surrender their entire lives to Jesus will spend an eternity in hell.

The school board is stacked with a bunch of ignorance sluts who want creationism taught in public schools.

The coaches in that football league are ignorance sluts that crack homohostile jokes during practice and at games.

by playfulplayful March 6, 2012

Cow Slut

Cow Slut (kou sluht)

An expired cougar who has to resort to tricks on "crack street" to survive.

That cow slut ruined too many men and now she's on skid row.

by ChasterTX August 9, 2014

slut-cut

referring to a tee shirt cut up in a sexual way. for example taking a men's tee shirt, cutting the neck out and cutting slits all along the back for maximum slut factor while wearing a tee shirt. while most slut cutters are college students, some can expand professionally to work at Ed Hardy.

slobcat 1: HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!! LOOK AT THIS COOL TEE SHIRT I MADE TO CELEBRATE HOW AWESOME PATRICK IS!!

slobcat 2: i can see more skin than tee shirt. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! that slut-cut looks totally awesome! my grandma wants you to make her one too.

by slobcats4life April 2, 2010

slut putt

Sex on a miniature golf course.

Dood I took Mona down to the Fun Depot and pulled a total slut putt bro. When we left we realized she left her thong on hole 18!

by Corgi Flop January 9, 2011