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Running a train

Contrary to popular belief, this sexual act has an alternate meaning in the community of those with a fetish for model trains.

There are many ways to “run a train” on a sexual partner, however some of the most popular in the community are:
- Starting the locomotive at the base of the station master’s phallus and establishing with the conductor whether this scheduled transit is going towards the tunnel entrance or secondary option the shallow valley.
- “The tunnel ” will require more preparation to the track work. It is often met with scheduled exits on the same timeline.
Oi bruv you should’ve helped run that train, you’d make a hot conductor. I bet you’d be more efficient at running a train than the city council.
by Track Work October 8, 2025
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run-of-the-mill

Lacking unusual or special aspects; ordinary
The trailer makes it clear that the 2023 Barbie movie, is neither a run-of-the-mill children's movie nor a saccharine celebration of the doll which was first launched in 1959.
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
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running

Running was invented in 1748 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time.
If you need to remember this for a test just think of the saying “eat some bread, eat some rice, Thomas Running tried to walk twice.
by Emotional Cruiser October 21, 2025
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Target run

When you’re completely bullshitting about a story and it’s very obvious that you’re lying
Yeah man I just completely dropped a target run on this chick saying that I loved her
by Kattwilliams45 October 27, 2025
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God Run

when it's pink and cold.
"you fuck her yet dude?"

"Yeah that shit was the 'God Run' dude!"
by TheGodRunner October 28, 2025
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The car ain't running

"The car ain't running" is a term used to describe when somebody's joke is severely unfunny, to the point nobody laughs.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.
*Someone tells an unfunny joke*
"Hey bruh, the car ain't running."
by anonymous October 31, 2025
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Gunny Running

the soldier was gunny running behind low cover to keep himself concealed.
by I Cat Hair You November 5, 2025
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