scooby-poo

a mysterious poop/a poop that has an unknown owner; poop that's in the shape of a question mark

Joshua: "Holy fuck! Who left a huge fucking scooby-poo in the toilet?!"

Noah: "Oh sweet, look at this fat scooby-poo I just laid!"

by supersayings October 6, 2022

Poo cacka

poo cacka means that u smell like a dead rat that got shoved up Guy Fieri's bumhole

Guy 1: ew what's that smell?
Guy 2: that's just Jonathan, he smells like poo cacka
Guy 1: what's poo cacka?
Guy 2: it's the smell of a dead rat that got shoved up Guy Fieri's bumhole.
Guy 1: oh ok.

by shrimpdick47 August 8, 2020

Ashie poo

A variation of Asher, commonly found chilling with his alien overlord girlfriend. Also homiesexual.

Have you seen the Ashie poo fan page?

by StephenIsVeryHot March 28, 2022

Poo poo man

Being nothing and having very little of anything

I remember when Dave was a poo poo man and drive a poo car

by Troubles February 20, 2021

Poo Nut

When you poop multiple mini little turds

Hey Jeff! Guess what! I just pooped 5 poo nuts!

by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017

hate poo

noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.

*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"

by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017

poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment

'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'

by Stegorubber January 19, 2017