Pockets

Something women have difficulty finding, because when they do, THEY'RE FAKE!!!!

Sarah: Oh my gosh, Debbie, this dress has pockets!
Debbie: Woah, you're so lucky, I don't even have pockets on these pants!

by TotallyNotAnOwOCat October 10, 2021

Pocket bunny

A pocket bunny is a bottom who takes the glorious strokes of the pocket owner. Often times a prison bitch is called a pocket bunny. But can also be a term of endearment.

Walking thru the snow, my girlfriend got cold so I pulled my pocket out of my jeans so she could hold it. Thus becoming my pocket bunny aka trouser bitch.

by Mr trouser snake April 22, 2022

Hot pocket

A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.

That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

God pocket

The anus

Shaun wasn't sure if he could get his fireworks through customs so he had to smuggle them in his God pocket

by Ash Castle October 16, 2012

Out of pocket

Florida slang:
Sharing someone else business when it’s not necessary regardless if its trueor false

Ex1:
‘My mom was wayyy out of pocket

on what I did in the house when she was out of town and she had the audacityto bring it up at the family reunions’
Ex2:
P1: I can’t cant talk to Keshia no more
P2: Why?
P1: That b*tch be out of pocket about me to everyone and everywhere regardless if I do or don’t know them!

P2: Damn..
P1: Exactly that’s why she’s cut off, period.

by StanYeahya March 19, 2020

hot pocket

Shitting in a sofa bed and folding it back up

Hey bro, did you leave a hot pocket in that hotel room?

by zqqq March 2, 2021

Temu Hot Pocket

A girl that acts fake and thinks she is hot but isnt on the level of even the most attactive tortas or classier snacks. Always causes drama to make life just a little bit better.

"Bro she aint even a snack. She a temu hot pocket".

by AlwaysLateX July 18, 2025