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British cream fountain

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.
my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.
by Fck lil pump August 27, 2021
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Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
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Cream

Summin that comes out yo poosay or cum hosepipe when u having that orgasm innit
by IWANKTOCUNTSONLINE June 18, 2023
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muckers cream

Muckers cream is a foul thick brown poo like substance which is featured on dick&doms bungalow.
You fancy a bit of muckers cream mate.
by Frasslerdez February 13, 2021
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Double Creamed

When two guys deposit their load straight after one another
by Dave_Das September 18, 2017
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Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025
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high-ce cream

Noun. Ice cream enjoyed while under the influence of cannabis.
Doug- Man, I'm totally baked.
Steve- Me too. We should get some high-ce cream!
by Bill Jablonski June 16, 2010
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