Numb Bum

The numbness in your anus after having anal sex for the first time.

I woke up with numb bum after last night's party... guess that means I'm gay.

by DerpSirsAlot October 12, 2015

shiny bums

What Australian blue collar workers call their Managers and/or other Employees that spend their day sitting down for so many hours in the office their bums get shiny

Look out, the shiny bums are coming OR
The shiny bums are having yet another meeting while we are getting our hands dirty

by Charlie Douglas July 31, 2022

Crum Bum

Someone late to the market who's wants buy your bitcoin crum's in the begining of a bull run. Legacy finance professionals, gold bugs, anyone who called Bitcoin rat poison. Friends, or colleuges, who laughed at you years ago buying but now want buy some them selfs.

Ya those guys at Black Rock are real Crum Bums

by Hodl Master June 6, 2024

Squeaky Bum Zone

The term used when your attendance is around and under "90%"

Your attendance is within the squeaky bum zone

by RelicNThat January 23, 2018

Bum

Someone who knows that there boyfriend has been wanting to hang out for 3 weeks and decides to hang out with freinds that probably don't actually care about her

Hayleigh the bum went to hang out with makayla, Alesha, and emmalee

by BadLandsChugs January 30, 2022

bum

someone who is so bad at 2k that a name had to be made to classify them.

sean missed a open layup*

ramzey: sean your such a bum

by yaboi-Cereal-God April 20, 2018

bum son

The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.

Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”

Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”

by RFCD August 1, 2025