Guy 1:
dude, look that blond bitch, across the street!
Guy 2: oh no
dude, are you blind? that's a big fat ugly b-
(DOUBLE SLAP SOUND!!!!)
Guy 1: damn!!
Guy 2: fuck, dude, what was that?!
Guy 1: dude, that's a real fast bad ass bitch!
Guy 2:
jesus!!!!