John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders
Me- I guess the patriots just suck
Me- I guess the patriots just suck
by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010
Get the Mother of Jesus Christmug. by Chuyy101 November 23, 2021
Get the Jesus Canastujmug. When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
Get the Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!mug. Jesus is of the best person’s you will ever meet.He has a huge personality and really looks for the best qualities of other people. He is also very funny. He likes to hangout and explore the world. He is a very charming and intelligent person but he does have one side affect
He is toxic.
He is toxic.
Jesus is the best
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. This is any worker at Bunnings warehouse that knows what the fuck he's doing and is a sickunt for helping you when you try to find out the 3 ials that have 15 different types of tech screws
Jesus (Bunnings) thank you for leading me to the techscrews in ial 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
P2: no worries woka thatil be $5:98
P2: no worries woka thatil be $5:98
by coop-meme March 25, 2021
Get the jesus (BUNNINGS)mug. Don, my friend, you have been carrying around that Bible and going to church a lot. Are you becoming a Jesus freak?
by Brother Donald June 16, 2022
Get the Jesus Freakmug. someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.
person one: are you religious?
person two: no, but i believe in god
person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
person two: no, but i believe in god
person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
by l_istall January 30, 2024
Get the jesus lovermug.