Hair cheek

Stupid hore's who need to get a life.
Those hair cheeks have been with a lot of people.
by BlockRoastsPeople February 20, 2021
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Barcode hair

A haircut and send it out and send it out the email tattoo
by Vivansh June 04, 2022
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long haired smushmuffin

Alternate name for the Shih-Tzu dog breed
Look at that adorible long haired smushmuffin! I could hug him forever
by Yipdeep November 30, 2014
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bubic hair

I hate it when my shit clings to my bubic hair (or bubes)!
by Bubes McGee December 24, 2015
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Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.
Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!
by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020
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Pineapple hairs

Duh anix fan if ur reading this y’all already know what I mean
“I asked my friend and they said to call it pineapple hairs”
by OnionChann June 17, 2020
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Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.
Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.
by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024
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