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double gay agent

A partner who pretends to be gay, but is actually straight
Barry lost his anal virginity to a double gay agent
by It'syeboisquidward August 2, 2017
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super-double coupons

Some grocery stores such as Kroger and Meijer offer super-double coupon redemption from time to time. This is when a manufacturer's coupon may be redeemed for two times the face value but generally not more than a two dollar total.
"I had five dollar off coupons and it was super-double coupons day at Kroger so I was able to get five tubes of toothpaste for free."
by Marthakay December 14, 2005
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hershey double dip

A sexual act involving three people, of which at least one is a male, wherein two of the threesome are anally penetrated by the third.
I picked up two chicks at the bar and they took me home and let me give them a Hershey double dip.
by snizzlewizzle December 28, 2015
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double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.
Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.
by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009
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Double Ass Chick

A Double Ass Chick is a kind of girl that you see from the back first and see a really fine looking butt. The kicker comes when you go to look at her face & it's looks like ass.
"That girl has a really nice fucking ass!"
"Yeah, but have you seen her face? ugh... she's a Double Ass Chick bro."
by UrbanDKing February 6, 2015
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Double D-feated

When you get turned down by a chick with big tits.
Joe tried to hit up the chick at the bar with the huge chesticles, but when she found out he's an "artist", he got totally double d-feated.
by BehindtheHype October 2, 2009
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double tismed up

when you are autistic and you are doing two autismpilled things like watching something related to your hyperfixation and eating a safe food
BRO IM WATCHING THE BATMAN AND EATING DINO NUGGETS IM DOUBLE TISMED UP FRFR
by cr4yoneater August 14, 2022
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