1 january

the day you should ask say yes to your crush and start going out with them

thomas: will you finally say yes and start going out with me?
lucy: i’m not sure...
thomas: well you have to, it’s 1 january

by anonymous 1038 December 29, 2020

Person 1

Whenever people make examples, this is the first person to speak.

Person 1: Oh wait, that's me
Person 2: Duh.

by Whisperon February 20, 2023

1

a number

i am 1 years old

by 123456789098754321234890943212 June 3, 2021

January 1, 12am

Happy new year! You won't have this experience every day. You'll need to wait 365-366 days.

It's January 1, 12am. Welcome to <insert year here>. Happy new year.

by Impostor (sus) November 17, 2022

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

A method used by guys to distinguish a female attractiveness by giving them a number between 1 and 10. Ten been the highest attractive.

Vic: bruh! Look at that girl. In the blue leggings. What's your 1-10 Female attractiveness scale?

Dev:mmmmm 7.5

Vic: nah bruh. Look at that booty. 9.5
Dev: oh shit true. Lol

by J1022 October 2, 2016

September 1

The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history

Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland

by Utvnrebhevhfvng January 26, 2023

1 July

National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day

' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '

by horloq June 30, 2024