Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.

Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.

by captain fucko May 11, 2018

Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

three girls two guys

When three girls decide to have an intimate relationship with two guys it's pretty much two guy best friends dream accomplishment

Damn Zach and Cody got it going with Sarah, Hannah and victoria that's three girls two guys

by Dillpickle101 February 16, 2017

Two High Guys

Two Youtubers known as Q and Ty who often say "Ayyyy" alongside their companion Stella. They upload videos to YouTube and Periscope for their fans, otherwise known as their "Homies". They also go by "THG".

Have you watched the Two High Guys new Fishbowl Friday video?!

You should go watch THG's new video it's lit!

by _xxTammyxx_ September 24, 2016

you two should kiss

What you say to a friend who has a girlfriend and they haven't kissed to make them feel awkward. Also to make fun of a friend who's interested in a girl and won't do anything.

Cody was meeting up with his girlfriend and his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Brian was invited to a party with a girl but he wouldn't do anything to her so his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Christian got depressed about his girlfriend leaving him and then tried to go after another but wouldn't do anything so is friends yelled you two should kiss.

by LEEDLE FUCKING LEE September 17, 2016

two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

two face

Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.

Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!

by mama_jazz August 10, 2016