Taiwanese finger trap

when you snort ketamine out of one’s foreskin. usually done by getting a line or two of ket and sticking it in the foreskin. one’s nose could get stuck in the foreskin if a vacuum seal is made when sucking with the nostril.

“holy fuck i was taiwanese finger trapped for half an hour before you came with the lube!”

by lil consent February 25, 2024

Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024

Pepperoni Plower Trap

Unique chess middle game technique which requires advanced positional mobility and illustrious Garlic knot tactical knowledge. This move is also know as the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation.

"I slammed Cagnus Marlson using the Pepperoni Plower Trap Yesterday."

"Revy Lozmen destroyed me in chess yesterday using the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation."

by Lylian 69420 March 14, 2024

Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.

Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.

by J Archer March 27, 2024

The Classic Bulgarian Trap

A fake historical event used to trick history nerds online

Ah yes William II, Prince of Orange and his incompetence at Waterloo. One could say he fell into the Classic Bulgarian Trap.

by ZanyMOFO April 8, 2024

Patons Chinese finger trap

When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.

Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”

by Jamiejeffercakes1690 July 8, 2024

Open Up the Cheese Trap

the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.

"open up the cheese trap 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯💥💥💥💥💥💥🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️😩😩😩😩😩😎😎😎😎😎🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😈😈😈😈😈😈🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👍👍👍👍👍👍"

by b1lth July 10, 2024