Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.
"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!
by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020
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Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot
by Derip September 22, 2020
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.
by voizdy August 11, 2022
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Bourbon Cream

The act of crapping on a sexual partner's back, then laying atop them to spread the cream.
"The wife and I tried a Bourbon Cream last night!"
by chumin January 07, 2025
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Peaches and cream

a situation, process, etc., that has no trouble or problems.
I thought this Ikea shelf was going to be really hard to put together but it ended up being all peaches and cream baby
by Pirate420 July 10, 2021
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Peaches and cream

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Peaches and cream

Peaches and cream are the lollies from Allen’s. The best lollie ever made.
Fuck man, I cannot get enough of these peaches and cream lollies.
by Fatchod June 11, 2022
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