To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.
by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011
Get the Pizza-top itmug. An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.
Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
by Seabass101 May 20, 2019
Get the Muffin topmug. by queermunculus October 24, 2023
Get the tippy topmug. A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.
Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.
Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025
Get the Sharpener Topmug. by Wise King Solomon January 1, 2023
Get the Top shottallymug. Person 1: "How is that guy a top? He's so feminine!"
Person 2: "He's a Tippy Top! Fem guys can be tops too!"
Person 2: "He's a Tippy Top! Fem guys can be tops too!"
by ibishum February 21, 2025
Get the Tippy Topmug. by booger246895 April 25, 2014
Get the top poundingmug.