San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.

The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.

by Duke of NY September 12, 2019

Ham Sandwich

The act of interlocking buttcheeks.

Mark and Tyler made a ham sandwich last night.

by westernoman August 13, 2024

Studebaker sandwich

When a young woman engages in a three-way with two elderly men.

I met a couple of nice retirees on vacation and ended up in a Studebaker sandwich.

by TizzleWizzle May 19, 2021

Tomato Sandwich

Replaces any swear words commonly used in a social or workplace environment to make them more socially acceptable or applicable.

Tomato Sandwich my life…

by Chabanger August 27, 2025

A warm sandwich

A type of cuddle typically performed after a threesome.

Involves two same sex members(male, female or other, doesn't matter), having a third participant being gently squished between them.

It can be visualized as having a small spoon, and at the same time nuzzling into someone in front of you.

Player1: "Hey bro, I just had a threesome with my crush and her friend!"
Bro: "Did you cuddle after?"
Player1: "Hell yes, we had a warm sandwich!"
Bro: "Lucky bastard..."

by EHZD November 24, 2023

RZR Sandwich

when you drive one truck in front of the other with a RZR hidden in the middle listing to the right so the cops don't see it

"Any recommendations on how to be street legal RZR to drive from the campground? "

"Don't bother, just make a RZR sandwich"

by 11mpg May 5, 2023

Sandwich

A disclaimer to a very bad story .

Person 1: Tell me the story!
Person 2: Alright, but its very sandwich!

by Yormother December 16, 2022