DJ Daddy Diddles

Someone who thinks they can dance and or constantly does the same dance or a variation of the same dance and also has more than once had drunk hook ups with someone they would not were they soberwhich they may or may not remember, possibly resulting in a child. This person may also have a resounding reputation as a creeper when in fact it is not actually true, they just come off that way.

What a DJ Daddy Diddles move man, is he gonna pay child support?

by TheTinkler October 25, 2010

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dial your daddy

something typically said to someone that is in way over their head, implying that he/she needs his/her father's assistance to get him/her out of the mess they are in.

"Better turn back now, or dial your daddy boy."

by Robert Trainer December 22, 2008

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Daddy Flopkins

the name of the coolest pimp alive

"That guys name is Daddy Flopkins."

by Carlone April 6, 2009

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trash daddy

- Homeless father
- dirty pimp
- A guy who has a fetish for wearing diapers but cannot afford them using trash bags instead
- bum ass nigga who talks highly of them self even though life contradicts it
- Often thought of as a sexual pedophile
- Also known as Oscar the grouch

That Trash Daddy is ruining our neighborhood

by missrobynhood April 11, 2016

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Daddy’s Gift

When daddy’s son turns 8 and he wants a roblox card, so I’m exchange the father wants to shove his penis inside his son. So the father gets the 100 dollar roblox card. The little boy then pulls his jockeys down and the father lubes up his crank and begins to thrust it into his son. After hours of gay sex, his son plays roblox and braggs to his friends that he rode daddy’s cock

“Hey son, happy birthday! Do you want daddy’s gift?”

by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017

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