Porsche Monkey

Its when the top of your roof hurts because you drank the revive and you got the revive by throwing lids at autistic Mr Clean

Mr autistic clean fuck me with that lid to fuck the top of my roof to on the molecular scale so I can eat that Porsche Monkey

by thepicklecat September 28, 2018

Register Monkey

Someone that works a cash register at a discount store because they are too dumb to get a real job.

That register monkey charged me twice!

by Jim Kenzig December 2, 2003

skinned monkey

When a male skins the outer layer of his penis and proceeds to have anal intercourse.

" My girlfriend and I decided last night that we should try skinned monkey ..."

by Frightful hawk April 21, 2017

monkey syndrome

Monkey Syndrome - The Female Monkey is not as brave as the male when moving from one tree to another. She doesnt let go of one branch until she has already gotten a good grip on another...

Jamie`s cheating bitch of an ex-girlfriend had a classical case of monkey syndrome... He is heartbroken.

by jimmydthemantosee November 6, 2017

Anal monkey

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

porch monkey

Porch Monkey is a lazy black African American that sits on a porch all day drinking, smoking weed, smoking crack, dealing drugs, or keeps a look out for police while commiting illegal activities while being on the porch.

There's a porch monkey doing something illegal.

by Southern Renegade September 24, 2016

Monkey mustard

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.

(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.

by A_2_spooky_sloth January 22, 2017