A woman who quite literally is a motherfucker, who is more manly than a father. Typically owns more tools, alcohol, and firearms than most men. Has the fighting capabilities to whoop yo ass. She also possess female capabilities such as cooking, cleaning, and household renovations.
by BigWhiteCaulk February 9, 2022
Get the Step-mom-dad mug.Awkward question asked by Wanda's neighbor-aka "The lady with the TATTOOED EYEBROWS"; question asked by a FOB; other phrases may be: What your name? & Where you go?; sometimes i wonder why she doesnt just ask in cantonese, her native language... it's easier that way; the ONLY thing she can say(besides-what your name? & where you go?).
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?
Son: I thought you named me! You should know.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?!
Son: oh... i forgot thats the only thing you can say.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?! (Hi son.)
Son: Hi mom.
Son: I thought you named me! You should know.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?!
Son: oh... i forgot thats the only thing you can say.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?! (Hi son.)
Son: Hi mom.
by TREEsa :D April 6, 2005
Get the Where your mom?! mug.1. Another nickname for a M.I.L.F.
2. A term that can be used to describe an extremely hot Mom.
3. A term created for an original comedic effect used to describe an attractive Mother.
2. A term that can be used to describe an extremely hot Mom.
3. A term created for an original comedic effect used to describe an attractive Mother.
by Jimson Jabs February 21, 2010
Get the Om Nom Mom mug.a disease that moms get when they have children. Symotoms include: excessive nagging, overprotiveness, and constant interrogation
Baxter: Tyler's mom got Mad mom disease.
Dutch:I know right
Baxter: All while we was out, she kept caling asking him when he's coming and when we left she tried to leave with us!
Dutch: When I was on the phone with him she kept asking him about our conversation!
Dutch:I know right
Baxter: All while we was out, she kept caling asking him when he's coming and when we left she tried to leave with us!
Dutch: When I was on the phone with him she kept asking him about our conversation!
by emoheart December 27, 2009
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Get the ur mom gay mug.The ultimate insult in which you will catch the big gae if you do not retaliate quickly with a "no u." If you happen to catch the big gae you could spontaneity combust and you will go directly to hell.
Also, your family will take your virginity
So please do remember to retaliate with "no u" if ever told that your mom gay or else your family could eat your penis
Also, your family will take your virginity
So please do remember to retaliate with "no u" if ever told that your mom gay or else your family could eat your penis
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 3: Both u mom gay
Person 1 and 2: *Parents suck penis* *God throws them through stair way tioheaven directly to hell* *Dies*
Person 2: no u
Person 3: Both u mom gay
Person 1 and 2: *Parents suck penis* *God throws them through stair way tioheaven directly to hell* *Dies*
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by That Kid From Mount Sinai June 7, 2018
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