Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

mexican prison dance

Mexican prison dance- when a group of Mexican prisoners (in cell block D) gang up and rape the shit out of a poor white elderly Jewish man and his asshole.

The great drug lord Matteo, and his bitches had a Mexican prison dance with his co-inmate nick Z

by Rebel_wrestling February 8, 2014

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.

Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.

by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015

Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '

Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "

by muffmeister October 11, 2016

mexican hot pot

when two mexican men penitrate a white female at the same time in the same hole usually in the anus in a hot tub.

last night me and pablo pulled a Mexican hot pot with Tammy in her old mans hot tub.

by Asuh-one November 12, 2017

Mexican cowboy hat

Paper seat covers in public restrooms and porta potty’s

Hey does that porta potty have any Mexican cowboy hats?

by Kdub driver November 15, 2018

Mexican New Year

When Mexicans shoot guns in the air to celebrate the arrival of the new year.

It was a Mexican new year in the barrio last night.

by Onecheaprobot January 7, 2011