A person who will “die on” every hill (opinion) that they have. If they do not have one, they’ll make a hill to die on.
Person 1: Red and blue make purple.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.
by Doctor R2-D2 December 17, 2023
Get the Connaghan’s Lawmug. 
Get the step-co-parent-in-lawmug. My second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the second-cousin-twice-removed-in-lawmug. A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."
That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
by Tallness October 29, 2009
Get the Geiger's Lawmug. The daughter-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.
My co-niece-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-niece-in-lawmug. by anonymous May 10, 2021
Get the pulling a lawsmug.