fake john sweeney

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs

Wow look at that Fake John Sweeney, He fly as fuck

by twitch.tv/loltyler1 November 30, 2016

John D. Branon

A fictional character in the original Star Wars movie, who fought for the ARR, and was shot down in the Battle of Yavin. His call sign was Red Four.

Person 1: Who was Red 4 in Star Wars?
Person 2: His name was John D. Branon.

by SavagePanda845 July 7, 2018

john schnatter-face

When a girl's face straight up looks like Papa John's founder John Schnatter, no matter how killer her body is.

"That girl has a a sick booty but she got a wicked case of John Schnatter-face!"

by xavierrenegadeangel February 25, 2015

Mick St. John

Lead character in the NBC series Moonlight.
The show revolves around Mick St. John, a Detective who happens to be a vampire.

He's a really cool guy, even if he's not real.

Dude to his Gf "Can we watch the game tonight?"

Gf "Nope, I need my Mick Fix"

Dude "Man, why don't you just marry frekin Mick St. John...danm"

by ryderman January 17, 2009

Sir Elton John

Incredible musician Knighted by the one and only Queen Elizabeth II, hosted SNL, In Billboards Top 5 Best selling artists of ALL time. Known for flamboyant outfits on stage and meaningful lyrics, with just incredible rhythm. He is also a Gay Icon married to Canadian Filmmaker David Furnish. He has 2 (adopted) children!

Sir Elton John is performing on stage, I wonder what his outfit will be this time

by Auswatt February 17, 2022

Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021

Prank him, John

Have rough anal sex with

John: Yo, it looks like Adam fell asleep first.

Marus: Prank him, John!

John: Haha! You already know.

*clap clap clap*

Adam: OH! YOOO!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

by papadusty June 4, 2023