fuck boy

How to tell if you've got a fuck boy:

1) he's flirting
2) he's talked to at least five girls before you
3) he's acting like shit
4) he's consuming shit while acting like shit
5) he walks off like shit after consuming shit while acting like shit
6) he just pissed you off.

You date a boy named Jason. He asks you out on your first date on Friday. He gets you in bed and you try IT. When you go to school on Monday, he's kissing another girl. You run up to him and yell, "WHY ARE YOU KISSING HER I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" He shrugs and says "you weren't good in bed."

He's a fuck boy.

by WTFISYOURUSERNAME September 21, 2016

Emo Boy

An offensive online video of satirist Dan Wall making fun of stereotypes about emo kids. The refrain goes something like "Cry cry cry. cut cut cut. sad sad sad."
The video features him pulling out knives out of nowhere to hold to his wrists, and some very crappy poetry.

"Emo boy. Emo boy. Sad sad sad."

by Mark Turin April 24, 2009

boy glow

the appearance of a glow surrounding a girl after she sees or talks to the boy she's crushing on.

Sandy: hey Jimmy whats new?
Jimmy: not much. hey i'll call you later cuz im late for work!
Sammi: ok!
(couple seconds pass)
Dana: Sandy? hello?
Sandy: hi! (big smile)
Dana: YOU HAVE BOY GLOW! aww jimmys cute too!

by starlitesweety28 December 20, 2007

fuck boy

A boy who is so obsessed with his own genitals that he feels it necessary to harass women about how great they are.

Are you still going out with that guy? No he was such a fuck boy. All he wanted was sex.

by Get fucked September 8, 2016

Northern bois

Inbreds Northern Ontario, drink busch and have loud unnecessary trucks

Person 1: Look at those drunk inbred truck drivers

Person 2: Must be the northern bois

by Fuck you bitch slut June 5, 2016

sunshine boy

a boy who is the sunshine of the world and super sweet!!!! you want to hug the boy and hop up and down with him.

jessie: Hii
Gabriel: Lalala
Jessie: omg ^_^ U are the sunshine boy!!!!

by sweetnessoftheearth December 26, 2021

boy on the bus

the whole reason girls get on busses. i mean, there are MUCH better ways of getting around...

Friend1: omg, why do you even get the bus? it's all smelly and there are really pervy old men on it!
Girl: i know, but there is a boy on the bus. he's really hot.

by james-in-a-box May 2, 2009