redneck/hick/republican/KKK fan: "God bless America Lets go Kill some Gays,Blacks and Jews!
someone who actually thinks straight: ok why is it that you seem to think that god would actually want you to kill Gays Blacks and Jews infact why would you think that god would want you to kill anyone.
someone who actually thinks straight: ok why is it that you seem to think that god would actually want you to kill Gays Blacks and Jews infact why would you think that god would want you to kill anyone.
by Zach Goldman December 25, 2007
Get the god bless americamug. God’s gift to men would be their penis. Egotistical men often believe all women want their penis, that they can please any woman or man with their penis, and that their penis is the best. Their penis can impregnate a woman so therefor it must be magical which is why men can rarely ever stop playing with their penis for it gives them great pleasure with a few strokes of the wrist.
Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.
Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.
She thinks she's God's gift to men, but she's wrong because she wasn't born with a dong. She had to buy hers.
He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.
He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.
by Sagealicious September 11, 2016
Get the God's Gift to Menmug. by :leo: January 9, 2006
Get the god fucking damnmug. gods chili fingers is a sexual act originated in the plaza district of Oklahoma City when a limo driver stuck his fingers in a butt and licked them off. bringing to the world the act of gods chili fingers.
"man this limo driver gave me a ride home and tried to pull some gods chili fingers on me"
"no way man hope you were prepared to kick and run!"
"no way man hope you were prepared to kick and run!"
by tattooer_of_the_gods December 17, 2013
Get the gods chili fingersmug. A deity that holds control over the flow of time, and all things relating to aforementioned flow. Tim is also a god of harassment, as he tends to use his godly power for evil, torturing people by speeding and slowing time. He may even stop time all together if he's feeling extra evil.
Employer: "Why are you late? This interview was planned months ahead of time!"
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."
by TimeGodTim March 12, 2016
Get the Tim, God of Timemug. by DadManSonic January 19, 2019
Get the The one true godmug. used in hebrew as the term 'fuck elokeyno' to describe a situation where someone realizes that an amazing event has occured
by MichaelB May 13, 2005
Get the fuck our godmug.