Son-of-a-glitch

A less crass way of saying "son-of-a-bitch"

(Redstone Ned evades an anvil, blocks off a wall of arrows, shields himself from TNT which causes him to fall, breaks his aforementioned fall with a water bucket, and uses a torch to avoid being suffocated by gravel)

Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)

by johnzilla1126 August 8, 2025

syed x glitch

a random starblast.io player with a very strange name indeed

"Syed X Glitch is playing starblast destroy the mothership again!"

by 19292911 September 1, 2025

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

Mr. Glitch

Mr. Glitch is a living error who appeared when Gigi (Game's Global Gameplay companion) was removed from the source code. He was awoken by Game after he and the User stumbled upon an Indian non-game due to the duo's game-breaking antics.

Game: wtf why are you doing this?

Mr. Glitch: Because I'm annoying.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

Liиg Liиg

Liиg Liиg is the God of music. Liиg Liиg can play any instrument and destroy you in it

Example of 2 instruments rated by lowest to highest relevance:

Bass, Violin

This God and religion were founded by the comical duo TwoSet Violin. The two faithful founders consisting of Eddy Chen and Brett Yang.

Liиg Liиg bestows its power to the very few mortals such as child prodigies and. TwoSet being their followers and Ray Chen, Hillary Hahn and etc. Are their fellow disciples.

Kid Violinist: *pLaYs oUt oF tUnE*

Tiger Mum: wHy yOu oUt oF tUnE

Kid Violinist: It was j-

Tiger Mum: THIS IS WHY YOU ARE TAKEN

Kid Violinist: Mom I dont have a girlf-

Tiger Mum: TAKEN AS A JOKE LAH. IF YOU WERE TO PRACTICE 40 HOURS LIKE LIИG LIИG MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE GIRLFRIEND. NOW GO PRACTICE OR YOU NO EAT LAH

by TwoSet Piano 504 November 7, 2020