facebook

A socially acceptable way to stroke your ego!

Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.

by holybackwashdickman January 12, 2022

Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who lacks the skill, knowledge, or self confidence to argue a point on their own, but who will comment if they have one or more people on their side who have commented first.

John always seems to be Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve

by Kooterkat January 3, 2021

Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.

Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!

by suziewar February 3, 2014

Facebook

An app filled with racist and homophobic boomers who post daily bible verses or “THEM LIBERALS STOLE THE ELEVTION” basically another word for an idiot

Person 1: IM A GOD LOVING PROUD AMERICAN
PERSON 2: YOUR A DUMBASS, OH AND ALSO SHOWER
Person 3: Don’t worry he is a trump supporter, he will not shower
Person 4: ugh, thats a facebook mom and a trump supporter

by EdelieMoloney69420 October 11, 2022

facebook roundabout

You start on Facebook, then say you're bored of it, and then after visiting just a few more sites find yourself back on Facebook without realising it.

i was on facebook got tired of it and before i knew i was on facebook agian wtf facebook roundabout!!

by guitarist2012 January 7, 2012

Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016

Butt-facebooking

The act of sitting on ones backside all day Facebooking

Were you Butt-facebooking all weekend? Yeah, me too!

by Annie Bear PBP August 22, 2011