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Scientolo-Douche

When someone behaves very strangely after becoming a member of the church of scientology.
Tom Cruise use to be cool, until he became a Scientolo-Douche!
by Rip Ravenscroft August 31, 2018
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Douche Tuber

A douchebag that makes YouTube videos. Usually the videos are of them being a Douche.
"Jake Paul is such a Douche Tuber, why do you watch him?"
by VenicalFeb July 13, 2021
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Douche nugget

The nasty nuggets that fall out of your vagina after you douche!! Caution do not eat a 10-piece douche nugget with any sauce wasaki doesn't help either!!
Stop being such a douche nugget you vajankle
by Jearle219 May 26, 2018
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Douche

A douche: (n) a large group of Chad's, Brad's or Kyle's. Also known as a "no thanks".
I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.
by Hawthorne McGillicuddy September 4, 2022
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Douche

A term used to describe the thorough cleaning of an object.
Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!?

Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!

Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!
by J~bizzle July 2, 2017
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Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.
by MM132 May 8, 2022
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Douche

R, Z's ex-boyfriend. Also known as a FUCKTARD that messed with my friend's heart. =P ♥I love you Z♥
RYAN, YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
by xoxobellaxoxo615 May 18, 2010
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