dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Hilling Dick

While receiving head from a girl you fail to get an erection due to the fact that the girl is ugly.

"Man dude, this girl blowing me was so ugly I couldn't get a boner".
"Bro, sounds like you had a bad case of Hilling Dick"
"Totally man!"

by MMC78 September 17, 2016

dick strips

When you finish having sex and your dick has dried and there are strips of dried cum. Those are dick strips.

After my girlfriend left, I had dick strips and needed to take a shower.

by Udivitel August 27, 2015

MaxF's dick

Very small

MaxF's dick dick

by DVS COW April 19, 2017

Dick Straightener

The ability to hit someone with such great force that it causes them to get an instant erection.

Coach Mitch- "Holy cow that was a garsh darn good hit!"

Coach Stew- "That kid right there is a dick straightener!"

Coach Mitch- "Easy.."

by CoachStew February 17, 2010

Slim Dickings

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....

Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home

by Tommy Boy56 November 4, 2017

dick lorde

The meaning pertaining that of which a faggot loves dick too much that its all he talks about.

Nigga 1: Yo my dicks huge
Nigga 2: STFU DICK LORDE

by ScrubLorde September 13, 2017