Cowboy Death

Used to describe the inordinate amount of time in can take for an extremely pissed person to stop talking and fall asleep. Derived from old cowboy films where a hero was shot and would then talk about life and the universe for ages in an attempt to give their death meaning and generate sympathy.

I wish he'd shut the fuck up and stop with the Cowboy Death.

by JWW32 December 24, 2021

Death

Oooo... Yeah... In retrospect, that doesn't sound very good...

Hym "I don't know... I came to terms with my death at a very young age. I actually came to terms will everyone else's death at a very young age. And I had no idea how any of this would land but as long as I get you to turn to someone and say 'Who the fuck is this guy? Where the fuck is this guy?' My goal is accomplished. You know, Jordan bitches incessantly about anonymous trolls but what I'm dealing with in real life is a more egregious version of EXACTLY THAT THING that you're bitching about. You don't need to read this and you don't need to be on Twitter. I do need to show up to work tonight. AND I'm pretty sure you all left me to die just there. Like, is that not what happened. I was being robbed. Could have been dying. You all left me to die. So... I would say that we're even."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2023

Death

The way we suck if it was not a thing it would not matter.

Death is life, Life sucks.

by Batmantoots February 14, 2019

death

the end of life.
what gives meaning to life. (because you only have one life before you die.)

I experienced death on that haunted house.

by piscisgirl November 12, 2017

tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!

by Hexous1 April 12, 2015

death foresight

A saying for when a funeral happens without anyone having died beforehand

"Black Sabbath and other bands held a death foresight for Ozzy Osbourne"

by Aussie123hehe July 10, 2025

maternal death

When a woman ceases to exist due to excessive strain on her birth tract during or after giving labor.

I think it's safe to say that both the guy who impregnated the woman and the lack of contraceptives are ultimate murderers that caused the woman's maternal death.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022