banana

the white shit that comes out of your arsehole

Banana - the stuff kai likes too pull out of his arsehole. More commonly known as catcote winnits

by vinniemuncher January 3, 2022

Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.

Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022

Stinky Banana

When there is a banana that smells kind of like a dude you know named Calvine but not really but almost.

I found a stinky banana oh wait that's just Calvine

by Giraffe'sHungary because he wa January 10, 2022

Banana

it's a joke for people that have dirty minds.

wow look at that banana

by hfdhadsaj January 12, 2022

Banana

A common callout used in the video game Counter Strike: Global Offensive. ‘Banana’ refers to the banana-shaped corridor on the map Inferno, which is usually a hotspot for action in the first minute of a round. Controlling ‘banana’ is critical, as it is one of the quickest ways for the Terrorist team to reach bomb site A.

‘Pushing banana!’
‘Don’t peek banana!’

by USfyre January 18, 2022

Julia Banana

It’s basically a blonde person,which is in love with Reuben but it’s too scared to speak to him.Julia Banana is also someone that made E cry,3 times,Banana also tries to steal her dad’s weed frequently,but never succeeded,she came from Poland and would rather kill a dog then a person.🅿️

Julia Banana thinks about masturbation 99.9% of the time.

by zieggs January 22, 2022

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022