soccer-mom hole

The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.

"Bro, I took the biggest poop yesterday. It's been 16 hours and I still got the soccer-mom hole."

by PunkAaron January 19, 2014

Two in the Glory Hole

when a man sticks his testicles into a woman's agape asshole repeatedly until he then sticks his penis into her asshole and ejaculates.

Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration

Friend 1: Dude how wild was that chick last night?

Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though

by Barcelona Supporter April 25, 2011

Black hole Award

1. An award given by gamers for the worst performance in a game.

You earned the black hole award for ultimate failure in a game.
You suck more than a black hole and therefore are awarded the black hole award

by 001Agent M November 3, 2010

Butt-Hole Stuffy

When you have to take a really bad crap, but you can't.

Lin: Wanna go to the movies man?
Jeff: Umm, sure. Just let me go to the bathroom for a sec. I'm fucking Butt-Hole Stuffy. I've been trying to take a shit since earlier. I'll be right back *goes to bathroom*
Lin: O.e

by CubbyTheBear September 3, 2012

jalapeño piss hole

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.

Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!

by Debbit;Debbit July 2, 2016

Make holes in people

A nurse defining part of the job description. (Taking blood samples, giving shots, administering I.V., assisting in surgery, etc.)

"What do you do for a living?"
(RN): "I work at the hospital and make holes in people."

by LananaBanana February 10, 2017

Hammy in the hammy hole

When intellectuals can fit an entire hamster in their mouth

Dude: oh hey, ronda!
Ronda: khedive dowhsvxgxgsb (don’t talk to me, I have a hammy in the hammy hole)

by FourForeFor4 October 27, 2019