Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.

"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023

Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

by Spade of the Nation August 31, 2008

Sopping Wet Burger

When you get a burger that is so fucking greasy that the only way you can describe it is sopping wet.

Mother fucker, this burger is so mother fucking greasy, they fucking gave me the sopping wet burger.

by NCBison March 16, 2023

Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.

After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.

by Ripinthechat December 1, 2018

wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.

Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.

by The real mike jones December 13, 2014

Wet Cabbage

Filling up a girls pussy with water and then fucking her till shes empty

I wet cabbaged marie last night, It made such a mess

by Stochii_ May 28, 2022

Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement

Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch

by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022