pocket symphony

Another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating.

I was so turned on in sex ed class today I had a pocket symphony in my pants.

by Milly19876 May 28, 2008

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.

Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"

by freebiglurch November 7, 2012

Out of pocket

When someone does something outrageous

Me: When do you come back from vacation?

Out of pocket person: I come back Wednesday, I leave at 5am from.the cabin and work at 11am.

by Tacovia June 15, 2018

Pockets

Cute

Person 1: "Who's that cutie over there?"
Person 2: "That's Pockets"

by Holdupwtfbroz September 15, 2020

Pocket Dogging

Cutting out the inside of ones' pants pockets to play with one's dog.

Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!

by Maple Leaf Fan/Pocking dogger February 14, 2012

Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013