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ICE CRUZ

Yup, he's here. The really *cool* man has been finally added here to urban dictionary. A simple homophobic filipino, trying to live his life normally free of retched unicorns. A proud father of three handsome young men, L---- D----, J---- D-------, and R---- E------. Proud son of the legendary Capili and nephew of the oldest man in existence, Zaki. Loves to wake up people and put them to sleep as well, simply showing how diligent he is in spite of small things like these.
(Dude 1): WAKE UP
(Dude 2): Yo, you woke me up with the sheer memory and remembrance of ICE CRUZ.
by ive got Monokerophobia hehe November 22, 2018
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Iced

to get iced means to have someone get you drunk and have butt sex with you. Often involving smirnoff ice.
"Oh my god I think Samantha iced me last night. My ass hurts."
"Im going to ice Ryan later tonight."
by rockywarbler97 April 24, 2025
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eskimo ice

Like an Eskimo kiss, but when giving oral sex in 69 form, rubbing one's nose on the jewel-encrusted butt plug of their partner. Specifically if it is a white clear jewel imitating diamond (hence the ice). Depending on the sex and flexibility of both the Eskimo ice performer and recipient, a break may need to be taken from the deed of oral sex itself in order to make such an act possible.
Dude, we were having such a great night until she got startled and farted when I accidentally Eskimo Ice-d her.
by Dimonium_Anonimo December 29, 2019
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Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.
I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.
by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023
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Ice Bahn

Ice Bahn is the greatest band ever. Famous for instant world wide classics such as Legacy and Loyalty along with Jackass Rappers. Once you listen you will never want to hear another sound other then Ice Bahn again.
Person: Dude have you listened to Ice Bahns latest album?
You: Obviousy...
by Ice Bahn lover April 23, 2024
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ice

Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics - in the cyberpunk book Neuromancer it is the technology that protects a system from illegal intrusions in the matrix.
Kuang Grade Mark Eleven was filling the grid between itself and the T-A ice with hypnotically intricate traceries of rainbows, lattices fine as snow crystal on a winter window. (p 203)
by 2xknight February 17, 2021
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When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.
Dude my boss fired me.

Damn bro did you ice and fire Daughter for hire her?

Fuck yeah I did!
by Bddb June 20, 2020
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