Wet Lettuce

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).

Kelly, you fucking wet lettuce.

by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020

wet

something interesting, opposite from dry

the new lit.

That's so fucking wet Man

by willdickson May 7, 2020

wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020

wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

Wet raisin

When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass

I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash

by Bigbentdick May 25, 2020

wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all

Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece “

by BetterU May 28, 2020

Wet Wink

When a man shoots cum into his own eye either during sleep or intercourse.

I had a wet wink last night. When I woke up I couldn't open my eye!

by gorillabard June 11, 2020