Top Conniver

Top floor boss, The slimy-est of them all. Always scheming, he never misses and he never took an L. He always has Super Slimey album by Young thug and Future on repeat.

That nigga a top conniver, don’t cross him or you’ll regret it.

Top Conniver, Leave no survivers

by Scamelo Ball October 13, 2022

Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)

1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

Top shagger

Pee wee brennan

When people talk about top shagger they're talking about pee wee brennan

by Willywonkadoh November 16, 2020

On top

in the brain (in relation to intellect).

A man with little on top

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Top

Noun.

The name given by homosexual men, for those men who only engage in active anal penetration, rather than receiving.

Did you see that top - he was so fit and handsome!

by And. July 28, 2018

Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight

Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday

by Warcat March 16, 2020