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titty tots

"I like girls with D cups. Not titty tots"
by Schumann21 October 9, 2016
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smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.
I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...
by Handsome Van September 26, 2017
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Sweet titties

I done your dad last night ......... SWEET TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bazelberry August 6, 2011
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Zitty-titties

When a female has large amounts of zits on her breasts they are referred to as zitty-titties. Also known as rackne.
Did you see Lisa in her zip down top? The zipper was too low and her zitty-titties were all showing.
by MiscG September 1, 2013
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Titty Baring

When a person or persons visit multiple titty bars in one night or visits a titty bar for several nights in succession.
Elisa spent her week away titty baring with her peoples.
by jmacsimus December 12, 2018
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Titty loser

Noun (ttyl): is someone who gets their ass owned by a girl. The girl proceeds to slap the loser with her titties as a form of humiliation.
by Shadow Jesus 666 July 5, 2018
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