rule 143

Rule 143 states that nobody can track what you do in incognito mode, not even the FBI

Guy 1: I totally fapped to some people doing the Alabama hot pocket on the family computer last night
Guy 2:Can’t your family see that
Guy 1:Rule 143 man

by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 3, 2017

Prostitute rules

you fuck it, you pay for it

"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.

by Robadong October 19, 2017

No Gun Rule

When someone sanctions a rule to not let guns or weapons on to an event or place.

When Dungeon Master comes in and said that theres No Guns Allowed(that includes arrows and bow staffs, asian throwing stars, shiny sharp objects that cut and any devices that go boom, only magic spells and conjurings. So now you have to restrategize your wgile game plan.

TWhen Dungeon Master comes in and said that theres No Guns Allowed(that includes arrows and bow staffs, asian throwing stars, shiny sharp objects that cut and any devices that go boom, only magic spells and conjurings. So now you have to restrategize your wgile game plan.

When Dungeon Master comes in and said that theres No Guns Allowed(that includes arrows and bow staffs, asian throwing stars, shiny sharp objects that cut and any devices that go boom, only magic spells and conjurings. So now you have to restrategize your wgile game plan.

Here why the no gun rule is in place.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 17, 2017

60 second rule

The amount of time it takes a guy after seeing his girls nudes, to become all the way 100% down for her

Joes experiencing the 60 second rule right now if you know what I mean.

by B0bb0 October 23, 2017

Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing

1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.

- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.

by IKnowEverythingInTheWorld May 22, 2017

The arm rule

A way to know if you need a condom size bigger than medium. By measuring your penis to your arm, if it's bigger then you need a bigger size.

Hey dad what size condom should I wear? You should use the arm rule. Oh ok

by Lee Chandler May 26, 2017

thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.

Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.

by thym4pizza June 6, 2017