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Two-finger buffet

A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.
“ JB looks dead skinny lately — he’s been on the two-finger buffet
by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025
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Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024
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two-word whatchamacallit

A game in which a couple (or a group), does disgusting sexual acts from Urban Dictionary that contain EXACTLY two words. The game ends when someone forfeits; that player loses and everyone else wins.
Cyan: I heard that the neighbors are doing the two-word whatchamacallit.
Sky: What the-- (vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness July 20, 2018
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Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)
I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper
by Faecal matters December 4, 2015
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Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.
How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!
by Two square titan August 19, 2022
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San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025
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St Vincents two way

The St. Vincents two way is when you are having vaginal intercourse with a hermaphrodite while simultaneously masturbating the penis of the hermaphrodite.
"I gave my girlfriend the old St Vincents two way"
by Albert Pennyworth August 8, 2022
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