Blowjob hand-grenade

catchy slang used randomly while playing

c.o.d modern warfare 2

fuck that tit raping testicle licking treefrog killed me with a Blowjob hand-grenade!!!!!!!!!!

by Joe O'Regan June 19, 2010

dirty Dick hands

The unhygienic hands of Richard.

Damn Rich, you've got some dirty Dick hands, bro.

by Dunder Ball June 15, 2016

mexican hand job

The act of either jerking off or receiving a traditional hand job at the beach,or a place with comparably sandy conditions. This is in reference to the general sandy and unclean conditions associated with Mexico and select parts of the south western united states. Without this clarification, it is assumed the hand job is without sandy discomfort in its original form.

Bro -"Hey Jim did you get any action with that chick?"

Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"

Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."

Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."

by tygotmojjo December 14, 2008

Second Hand Blowjob

It happens when someone have oral sex with someone and then moments later sucks your penis.

Friend 1: Hey man!! Crazy night yesterday right??
Friend 2: Hell Yeah man... especially after i got that second hand blowjob from Pauly.

by itssharkweek!! May 20, 2011

U + Ur Hand

When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chicken also known as jacking off

Paul-What are you doing tonight?
Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!
Paul-Keep that on the DL

by Eric and Robin December 21, 2007

Mexican Hand Dance

Mutual masturbation with salsa.

Did you see that weird porn!? It involved a Mexican hand dance!

by Ravyn Moon March 18, 2009

Diamond Hands

Occurs when you're bag-holding SPY $200 Puts , but the stock market is hitting new all time highs. However, instead of cutting your losses you choose to hold onto your highly unprofitable trade until the options expire worthless and you lose everything.

I bought all these put options right after the market crashed. I just didn't expect Jerome Powell to hit the money *brrrrrrrrrrr* printer so hard. Oh well, I'm going to Diamond Hands these options all the way down.

by WSB_GOD June 15, 2020