Rule 43

If it exists, there's porn of it, and if it doesn't exist, there's still porn of it

Rule 43

by Inni84 February 1, 2024

Rule 34

War is good for business - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 34. Easily confused with the 35th Rule, which is that peace is good for business.

Lt. Dax mistakenly stated that Rule 34 was that peace was good for business. Quark corrected her and told her that was actually the 35th Rule.

by Storm Sexxwatt August 5, 2021

85% Rule

Applies to sports bars that are always right near capacity, but you could always find a seat.

These unicorn bars are the best of both worlds for fans: A great atmosphere AND people know they could still get in without reservations.

Melissa: Where we watching the game tonight, Fam?

Jeff: Ugh, I totally forgot to make a reso, I have been busy all week.

Melissa: Ok, tip-off is in one hour, let's go to 99 Wings, they are an 85% Rule place.

Jeff: So good, and they have the best cajun rub wings.

by Mike109999 August 6, 2022

Quidditch Rules

Refers to any competition or game, official or otherwise, where there is one task that has a significantly disproportionate effect on the scoring; Especially where this single task has a huge luck element to it.

This term originates from the rules of Quidditch, a sport in author J.K. Rowling's fictional world of witchcraft & wizardry, in which there are multiple ways to score a handful of points, but the if a seeker catches the Golden Snitch –an action that immediately ends the game– they receive 15x a normal scoring point in the game, thus almost always securing the victory even if they were significantly behind in the rest of the game.

We worked our butts off to score well all semester, but the professor pulled some Quidditch Rules bullsh*t and gave the team who did best on last week's assignment 15x the points of all the other assignments, so the team in last place won.

by Calvin2009 March 19, 2021

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

rule destroyers

Rule Destroyers are a group of successful young teens running a YouTube channel. There are 6 main people that make up the Rule Destroyers, Lucas Andrews, Oscar (second name unknown), Samuel Attfield, Luka ( Second name unknown), Tim Harris and Tom (second name unknown). There channel is in the top 10,000 fastest growing channels with over 400 subscribers. In the past they have been known for copying mr beasts content and destroying stuff (e.g. flamethrower vs tomato). Recently news has been leaked through the official Rule Destroyers Instagram (@rule_destroyers_yt) that they will be gaining there first sponsor although other details are not yet confirmed. There many fans now wait for the release of their new vlog series which was announced on the 25 path of April 2020. The group are based in England and currently have 1 world record to there name. Over all they are a very promising channel with a positive future, Rule Destroyers fans you are the first of many! There is also news that a second channel is coming soon however many beleive this is unlikely unless it is one of the boys making an individual channel.

Wow rule destroyers are such a great channel.

by Rule Destroyers Biggest Fan April 28, 2020

road rules

A wank show on MTV

"I watched Road Rules last night. I hate myself!"

by Ineedacatscan July 22, 2003