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Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss
"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."
by NZBB May 31, 2009
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raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007
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your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.
Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....
by George May 2, 2005
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who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
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piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

some one who you really hate or a hullicination when you mix weed and extesy
dude, im so baked i think im starting to see a piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny
by funkmaster101 July 9, 2011
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Ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores

What is said sometimes about a guys dick when he can't fuck good.
often said of a really old guys dick.
He's so old his dick ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores.
by Judge dredd7 February 4, 2012
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