meat in three vag

When you shit and manage to cram it into three women's vaginas - while it is still warm.

I was so pissed last night, I took those three whores back to my house and had a meat in three vag supper..

by Zonal K June 26, 2018

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

Mystery Meat Dish

Mystery Meat Dish

A mystery meat dish is a plate of genuine and authentic Turkish, sometimes middle eastern kebab consisting of lamb, chicken and sometimes beef. Marinated in seasonal sauce and charcoal grilled to perfection.... a dish that many Americans struggle to identify... one that Tony from Orange named MMD.

by Malcom shiddyarse September 22, 2019

Boney Meat-Tower

Can be used as a name for a penis, an all-around insult, or used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my Boney Meat-Tower
Yo I won that Jenga Game Fair and square You Boney Meat-Tower

by snoboob May 18, 2018

meat grinder pussy

a vagina that is extremely tight, usually hurting ones dick.

Bob: did you fuck yet
Me: yeah, she had a meat grinder pussy so my dick hurts a lil
Bob: damn.

by gothuzi May 18, 2018

Amesbury meat pile

When you fuck the Vermetes employee on the meat shelve in the back room

employee: did you find every thing okay?
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*

by Penisboy69 July 19, 2016

Meat n’ Taters

The male cock and balls. Particularly the fat and girthy variety.

He’s got some hearty meat n’ taters. They fill me up every time.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018