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crank house

A house that nobody knows whos house it really is. Can be used for traphousing, parties, and any possible reason.
Tyrone - Yo where you going
Daquan - Im going to the crank house my nigga, Imma get fucked up.
by Gamerr94941 June 7, 2016
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flower house

Male brothel
It's like a regular brothel except you hire a man to spend the night with. Term used in olden times.
Who did you spend the night with at the flower house?
by Yokiyoshida July 4, 2023
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Catherine House

The pipes wail like a banshee, the rent is enough to give you third world debt and the rooms are hot or cold, never just right. The showers drip when the water pressure is good enough.
by Truth_Bringer_117 January 8, 2022
mugGet the Catherine Housemug.

housing lesbian

A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.

Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021
mugGet the housing lesbianmug.

Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.
by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
mugGet the Salamander fun housemug.

Sextion 8 housing

A government program dat allows lust-crazed low-income people to individually obtain "simple but sufficient" private residences so that they can then meet at each other's apartments and "get it on" with each other.
"Hot 'n' heavy" encounters wif da opposite gender may indeed be delightful, but if you lack sufficient income to "get a room" every time and would therefore risk your intimate escapades' being observed by other humans, you may need to obtain Sextion 8 housing first.
by QuacksO February 26, 2020
mugGet the Sextion 8 housingmug.

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