Alabama Finger Trap

When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out

Person A: I've never had an Alabama Finger Trap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?

by ToiletsAblaze420 October 7, 2023

South African Finger Trap

Gay sex position, see Eiffle tower, in which a white male is spit roasted by two black men.

"After walking through the curtain, we saw Dylan Cole caught in a South African Finger Trap."

by .3x3. November 18, 2023

Venus Fly Trap

When a woman wears extra long fake eyelashes, they look like a venus fly trap on her face.

Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023

Pep’s shotgun trap

To defend the house against further intruders and theft, Ratan Koushik mounted a 20-gauge spring-loaded shotgun ... The Case of The Shotgun Booby Trap (Real True ...)

Trap was created by Peps aka Ratan Koushik

The Pep’s Shotgun Trap on Rowan’s PC, he fell for the trap and it ended up shooting him using a 20-gauge spring loaded shotgun to the head. His brain then went flying over the place

by FusionZ21 November 21, 2023

Central Ohio Finger Trap

A game played in which one friend sticks a finger up the anus of a friend who clenches, attempting to keep the finger “trapped”. Developed in central rural Ohio, the game has quickly become a cult favorite.

Jim: I’m just bored out of my mind!
Clark: Wanna do some Central Ohio Finger Traps?
Jim: I suppose.

by CentralOhioGuy February 6, 2024

Taiwanese finger trap

when you snort ketamine out of one’s foreskin. usually done by getting a line or two of ket and sticking it in the foreskin. one’s nose could get stuck in the foreskin if a vacuum seal is made when sucking with the nostril.

“holy fuck i was taiwanese finger trapped for half an hour before you came with the lube!”

by lil consent February 25, 2024

#1 Revealed Trait

A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.

Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024