Trizzly Bear

Although it appears human, this rare species is actually 50% bear. It’s highly talented in lacrosse and conspiracy theories. You can lure the species with Marijuana and its main food source is cheesecake. Its main habitat is Tallahassee, Florida but due to low breeding numbers it’s moving to Fort Myers wildlife this summer.

Person 1: Hey Trizzly Bear! Wanna smoke?
Trizzly Bear: *nods with smirk*

by thescarybandit April 19, 2025

Pookie bear

To my pookie bear, you have become the definition of what cute is, the embodiment of pure cuteness overload

My pookie bear is the cutest.

by Zebrasssss January 3, 2024

Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.

Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?

by Yagggahab May 20, 2023

Honey-Bear

Heroin and Methamphetamine mixed and consumed in the same IV solution. The heroin is the 'honey'

Let's have a honey-bear!

by Senator BOT October 27, 2021

Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.

Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about

by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021

Care bear

A dude that is soft. A non-thug type of guy. Some one who lacks toughness.

Yo... Dude right there is a Care bear...!

by Him ova there January 22, 2016

Cock bear

Part rooster part bear. Not to be confused with care bears. Part cocky like a fighting rooster and yet lovable like a teddy bear. Description of a cocky but lovable beau.

That young man reminds me of a cock bear. He is lovable but feisty.

by Madame Breaux psychic September 28, 2020