top>

with less than a top

she is wearing top>

by noene December 6, 2021

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017

Top rack apples

Best stuff, top of the hierarchy,.

"Josh thinks he's all that."
"Yeah he reckons he's top rack apples but I'd thomp him"

by anonymous July 14, 2023

Top Shelf

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.

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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon

Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half

by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009

CHOC-TOP

when engaging in anal sex the man pulls his penis out with shit on the tip and puts it in the females mouth

the guy gave her a nasty choc-top

by verybickboy November 1, 2018

top plop

Its when you take a top, spin it, and plop it onto jello...it really fun!! you should try this!!!

DUUUDE!!! you just nailed that top plop!!!!!

by PInkBAcon May 26, 2017

Top 100%

Is a way of saying "the worst (in terms of something)", that, if not listening carefully, may be understood as "the best (in terms of something)".

"We are in top 100% in terms of ethical treatment of workers and the environment" - Nestle probably

by Zaberu March 9, 2024