A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)
by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022
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man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom
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man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom
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Bob: hey thought you were going to church
Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago
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Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.
*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
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