goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Take a lil walk

To take another person down the street to fight them.

Where did james go? With manuel to take A lil walk, for being disrespectful...

by Chor1zo_SGV October 24, 2020

I’m gonna take you to prom

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.

I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.

by Krashski October 15, 2018

take a camel

A phrase, to do something in a way which is stereotypical of someone's race, culture, religion, ethnicity or nationality. Coined from Ann Coulter's reply to a Muslim student at a speech at a university in Ontario, when asked what mode of transport to take instead of planes or a magic carpet. Also taking a camel or taking the camel.

Person 1: Why are you trying to eat your steak with chopsticks? Don't take a camel mate. *hands knife and fork*
Person 2: Thanks.

by Raymond2010 - Jessie May 18, 2014

Take back a little

Drink, drugs

Im gonna take back a little and kick back

by Dick Herr January 19, 2018

Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.

Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine

by Honky Actual May 20, 2016

Take and Hold

Take and Hold (TnH) is a KoTH cooperation-based game where players compete on two teams alongside AI. Choose between 10 different Classes and harness their abilities in order to succeed on the battlefield. You can play this game by yourself, with friends, or in a full server! Private servers are free as well.

person 1: TAISL wrTAKE AND HOLD
Person 1: ############# PLEASE
Person 1: I BEG YOU
Tails: Update should be out by the end of this month or near the beginning of February.
Person 1 TAKE AND HOL :steamhappy::steamhappy::steamhappy::steamhappy:

by generalpurpose_ January 23, 2024