monkey tongue

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Monkey Smasher

1) To beat a monkey.

2) To Smash a monkey with your "Meat".

Hey Vince you fucking monkey smasher!!!!1111!11!111one!!!11!!!one!

by Anthrax July 11, 2004

Monkey Arms

A visual display of frustration or disappointment where you hang your head and raise your arms over your head and wave them back and forth in a monkey-like manner.

I could see John was having a bad day on the golf course when he went full Monkey Arms after yet another bad short.

by Jake1675 May 30, 2013

arse monkey

A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.

"want to come for a pint? - no i got some fucking arse-monkey with me"

by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

moo monkey

A name for someone being a total idiot

person 1: "I can play the piano with my toes while i eat cheese on toast"

Person 2: "Stop being such a fucking moo monkey"

by Oszero April 8, 2006

bust monkey

1. A person who is attracted to the point of obsession (and often ingestion) to ejaculate.

2. pejorative, one who is of poor morals or taste (no pun intended).

"Wow, Sheila is a real bust monkey"

"I can't believe you, you fucking bust monkey!"

"What kind of bust monkey would say something like that?"

by Mr Shwizzle December 26, 2007

Chunder Monkey

A vicious bout of vomiting, usually induced by a heavy drinking session.

Oh fuck me, the chunder monkey made a visit this morning!

by Rusty Jeffears November 1, 2008